Anonymous sent: Xavier has apparently expanded his quest beyond freshman class. He was spotted doing the walk of shame from Zatanna's apartment.
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Anonymous sent: jack napier is a gay queer
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Anonymous sent: Charles Xavier has made it his personal goal to sleep with the entire freshmen class.
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Anonymous sent: Apparently that tetch weirdo sleeps with his fucking hat. Naked.
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-Everything from this point on is for the reboot. All other posts are void.-

» time 1 week ago
Anonymous sent: Loki uses spell check
» time 6 months ago

Alison Blaire’s Dazzling Knack for Deceit

Alison Blaire has it all: good looks, good grades, a passionate fling with billionaire stud, Tony Stark, and a secret life as pop star sensation The Dazzler? That’s right! Too bad she’s taken, but at least now we all know what Tony sees in her.

» time 6 months ago   » notes 1
» tags #light-up-the-room #starkbynature 

SEEN IN THE TABLOIDS:

DAZZLER AND STARK HEIR TOGETHER?! - Milan, Italy. Tony Stark and Dazzler were spotted together holding hands while shopping today. Sources say that they’re here for a long weekend and are absolutely together. Both parties representatives have yet to get back to us with a statement. See our photo spread on the next page for proof!

(There are several pictures of Ali looking happily up at Tony who is smiling and laughing while shopping, amongst others)

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Anonymous sent: Jonny Crane has the bird flu.
» time 8 months ago
Anonymous sent: Xavier and dent got into a fight over that scarecrow lookin kid. I guess jonnyboy said twoface was the better lay? whatever happened xavier got knocked out like a pussy
» time 8 months ago